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Man baby
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Picture a guy whose greatest aspiration is to swap out his mother for a wife willing to take over the laundry, the cooking, and, presumably, the daily reminders to wear clean underwear. He’s pushing thirty, but the only thing he’s ever cooked is a story about how he can’t cook. He’s never had a girlfriend, never had a first kiss, and never, ever spent a vacation anywhere but in a hotel room with his mom, PTO requests filed as a package deal.
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His lunch breaks, reserved for long, whispered phone calls with the woman who still packs his emotional lunch. Vacations? Always a mother-son getaway, complete with shared accommodations and matching travel pillows. The idea of moving out or, heaven forbid, learning to scramble an egg, is met with the kind of horror most people reserve for dental surgery.
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‘This coworker is the biggest man baby I’ve ever encountered’: Grown man proudly dodges adulthood by letting his mommy handle everything, scheduling PTO around her vacations, and dreams of marrying a replacement mom, and personal caretaker.
A lot of men take their sweet, sweet time before growing up. I'll admit, I was a teenager well into my twenties, and I've met my fair share of late bloomers. But nothing, absolutely nothing, prepares you for the spectacle of a man so committed to childhood that even Peter Pan would tell him to get a grip. This isn't your run-of-the-mill mama's boy. This is a not-yet-a-dude, a full-grown man with the life skills of a toddler and the ambition of a housecat.
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